Posted 9 hours ago

punkinpadfoot:

"WHO are you making out with," james will demand seventh year, loudly, betrayed bc sirius has not told him and there are HICKEYS on his NECK. "i keep looking on the map but all i ever see u do is hanging out while remus studies in that empty transfiguration class room, what the heck man."

(Source: queermandymilkovich)

Posted 10 hours ago

myanimalcrossingstory:

This week on My Strange Addiction:

Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’

Posted 10 hours ago

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

Posted 10 hours ago

jackiecello23:

But when I was doing the scene, [director] Alex Graves said “When you say that last line, ‘I can be your family,’ say it like ‘I love you.’” And that’s the take that they used. (x)

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(Source: annies-crestas)

Posted 10 hours ago

mysterybot:

I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

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#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

This Is so goddamned eerie

IM SCARED

Ḩ̛͔̥̣̻̣̫̰͈̤̦̒̋ͯͧ͜͢A͂̐̅͊̒̏̾̽͊̄̒ͥ͌͌̿҉̶̖̞̳̞̦̖̗̜̻͚͇̥̭̯͟Iͩͬ͆̈́͐҉̝̬͙͖̭̣̬̙L̴̨̥̩̫͓̩̩̙͉͇̉ͬ̄́̌̑͒ͤ̾͛͑́ ̝͉̱̦̪̇̀̒ͩͪͮ̆̎̈́̒ͫ̆͟S̶̥̖̩̝ͫ̿͊͂̉̆͌̓̄͑̐͒ͦͧͫ̎ͬ̓̀̀A̛͋̊̾ͬ̓ͮ̏ͦ̉̍ͫ̑ͣ͗̎̕͜͜҉͈͖͔̮͖̻̤͓̙̙̹͓̖Ţ̷̻͙̣̪̮̠̙̊̿̄̄̈́ͧͨ͛́́̀ͅÃ̶̵̯͖͉͔͎̜̫̥͖̞̤̟̳ͨͤ̅͗͐͒ͧ̕͢ͅN̷̶̢̨̙͕͓̮̫̳̠͕͈̭͕̩̞̣̣̯̺̔̓ͥ̍͗̓ͩ̏ͬ͐̀ͯͮ͌ͥ͋͡

tbh you can do this with any two versions of a song that are in different keys…

(Source: pureblood-)

Posted 10 hours ago
bananamanismyspiritanimal:

Yzma and Kronk on Flickr.
FLAWLESS PEOPLE. FLAW. LESS.

bananamanismyspiritanimal:

Yzma and Kronk on Flickr.

FLAWLESS PEOPLE. FLAW. LESS.

Posted 10 hours ago

funniestpicturesdaily:

The College Book Store: The Gamestop of bookstores.

Posted 10 hours ago

captainamericass:

"steve rogers is so boring"

"captain america is only interesting when he’s a prick"

"captain america doesn’t even have any powers why is he on the avengers"

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Posted 10 hours ago

theumbrellaseller:

brilcrist:

Steve (and Bucky) in Pacific Rim AU as i promised~
Please dont ask me about the timeline’s functions in here~ i have no plots, storyline n whatsoever, just wanna have some funXD. n had joke with my friends yesterday, they Jaeger would be named: American DreamsXD

All my art series based on My MarvelxPacific Rim Crossover verse, can be found in: kaijuBuster-verse!tag

okay sorry but this idea wouldn’t go away:

Steve Rogers and James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes are the golden boys of the Anchorage Shatterdome, with a 100% kill rate and the strongest Drift compatibility this side of the Rim— until Bucky is ripped out of their Jaeger by an unexpectedly vicious Category 4. All that’s left of him is an arm swinging in his empty harness and a ghost that lingers in the Drift. He is presumed killed in action. It takes a long time for Steve to let him go.

FAST FORWARD SEVERAL YEARS. The Kaiju are beaten back and the Breach is long closed, but the world is still not at peace. The Kaiju cults that sprang up during the years of the invasion have only grown in number, become more organised, more vocal, calling for the Breach to be re-opened so that the “holy work” of the Kaiju can be completed and the Earth can finally embrace its own destruction. Jaeger have been re-purposed as ‘enforcers of global peace’ by the newly militarized PPDC, used as weapons or pre-emptive strike forces against anything perceived as a threat. This is not what Steve signed up for, and despite the protests of his co-pilots (Natasha Romanoff and Sam Wilson) he’s considering leaving the PPDC for good. But when a de-commissioned Jaeger from the old Vladivostok Shatterdome (callsign: Winter Soldier) begins taking down PPDC bases and even other Jaeger, Steve begins to suspect that the Kaiju cults have found an unlikely weapon in their mission to re-open the Breach. And what’s more — he thinks he recognises Winter Soldier’s pilot.

Posted 10 hours ago

A word about bronies.

fandomsandfeminism:

saintcheshire:

So I just got back last night from a brony convention in San Francisco. I was working a booth for a vendor friend, and let me tell you what happened:

We met a little girl who was there with her family. She got a button drawn at our booth, told us all about her favorite ponies, and was overall just too damn cute. She had an MLP lanyard filled with pins she’d gotten in the vendor’s room, and gave me a Fluttershy pin because she liked my cosplay. She ended up just hanging out with us for a while and bein’ super cute. We call her Babby because she’s 11 and precious.

The next day, she runs up to the booth, terrified, and asks if she can please hide under our table for a few minutes. Turns out a dude had been following her around the con all day, and tried to get her to come up to his hotel room. Alone. She tells us she thought he was okay at first because he was wearing an MLP shirt, but she didn’t want to go anywhere with him, and he made her uneasy. At one point, after she’d refused, he grabbed her arm in the elevators and tried to get her to follow him. She ran, and now she wants somewhere to hide.

We tell her of course, hurry her behind our booth and fucking station ourselves around her because she’s eleven years old and all of us are prepared to physically attack the human trashheap who tries to fuck with her. We’re all dressed up in wings and ears and we’re 100000% prepared to rip them off and launch across that table to defend this kid. Eventually this very large dude strolls by, very obviously looking around, and she quietly points him out to us. At this point I’m ready to set him on fire, but when I ask if she needs me to go report him, she shakes her head. She doesn’t want to get in trouble, or make anyone mad.

We see him a few more times over the course of the day, because he keeps meandering over to our booth and just casually looking around. Eventually he actually stops to take a flier from our table and asks us a question, and we coldly send him on his way. We start sending a coworker with Babby whenever her parents aren’t around and she wants to go check out artist’s alley or the vendor’s hall. Because otherwise she’s not safe. She can’t run around and freely enjoy a convention about a show aimed at her, because instead of being surrounded by peers she’s somehow surrounded by men who pose a threat to her.

My point here: this is why I fucking hate “bronies.” Because grown-ass men are flooding into a space carved out for children—often little girls—and are making it unsafe for them.

I met a lot of non-awful people there, of course. I met a lot of parents and older siblings. A lot of adorable little boys who were happy to empathize with female characters, and a lot of little kids who wanted a picture with cosplays of their favorite pony. I met a lot of people who were cool and nice and just liked cartoons. I met a male Pinkie Pie cosplayer with a Fluttershy lady-friend who juggled and spun plates and was happy to entertain kids, and were generally just really cool people.

But I also met a lot of skeevy dudebros. A lot of guys in fedoras loudly discussing sexual shit in a room with children. Guys who drew/sold/displayed really fucking inappropriate “fanart,” including gross bodypillows that had no purpose in a little kids’ toy convention. I met a guy who gushed with absolute glee about the pleasure he derives from “corrupting innocence.” I met a lot of people who wanted to take something sweet and nice for children and make it about THEM. A lot of guys who wanted to make it about their dicks. People who made it UNSAFE for the intended audience to even be in attendance.

So yeah. If you call yourself a brony, I’m prolly not gonna trust you. Because I’ve seen y’all in action, and I am not impressed. Frankly I’m infuriated. This is like a bunch of gross neckbeards swarming Disneyland and shoving kids out of the way so they can grope Cinderella, and finding nothing wrong with it because they think they’re entitled to it.

My Little Pony is a really cute show with a lot of nice messages for kids, and gross brony shitweasels are trying to fucking take it from them by force. And I will fight them.

I love Ponies. I love Pony fans.

I want to set “Bronies” on fire. 

You are allowed to like “girl things”. You are a not allowed to feel entitled to sticking your dick in them. 

(Source: princess-nietzsche)

Posted 13 hours ago

pimpunderthemountain:

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

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Posted 13 hours ago

galacticslut:

white girls who claim to express their love for Japan by shouting the word kawaii repeatedly and covering themselves in cupcakes and hello kitty and basically fetishising a part of a country’s culture for their own gains man smh yes avril lavigne i mean you

Posted 13 hours ago

fwips:

"On your left!" Avril shouts to Gwen Stephani in the race to be the biggest most offensive weeaboo celebrity