Posted 24 minutes ago
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via lighthousebeams)

(Source: mysharona1987)

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gnumblr:

visiting your animal crossing town after months of not playing

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Posted 6 hours ago
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averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboybunny)

Posted 8 hours ago

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

Posted 9 hours ago

captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

(Source: kulakarkasi)

Posted 9 hours ago

pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

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what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

Posted 12 hours ago
whitepeoplestealingculture:

scrapes:

janemba:

wow this post is worse than i remembered

like you can’t even write this shit

This person now goes by the url: coolator.
Call him out on his racism!
This is funny because now he is scamming people to give him money for being bisexual.
- Jess

Yeah we did buy this land! We bought it from France! And they got it from Spain! And Spain…. oh, they stole it? That means we and France are accomplices to Spain’s theft, because we knowingly bought stolen goods.God this is racist shit.

whitepeoplestealingculture:

scrapes:

janemba:

wow this post is worse than i remembered

like you can’t even write this shit

This person now goes by the url: coolator.

Call him out on his racism!

This is funny because now he is scamming people to give him money for being bisexual.

- Jess

Yeah we did buy this land! We bought it from France! And they got it from Spain! And Spain…. oh, they stole it? That means we and France are accomplices to Spain’s theft, because we knowingly bought stolen goods.

God this is racist shit.

Posted 12 hours ago

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

dana-cardinal:

there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal

there are people who’ve never read My Immortal

there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it

this is such an important part of life how could you just not know the gospel of ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

please treat yourself to this incredible piece of modern literature. indeed, Tara was a gift unto the earth, and this masterpiece of human ingenuity will be forever encapsulated on the boundless blessing that is the internet. it shall truly stand the test of time.

Posted 12 hours ago

killmewithdicks:

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

this is terrific you nerds

Posted 12 hours ago
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jontheangel:

the original momager

jontheangel:

the original momager

Posted 12 hours ago

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

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Posted 12 hours ago

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence