Posted 2 hours ago

replace every vowel in your url with “ub”

(Source: triwizarded)

Posted 2 hours ago

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

Posted 3 hours ago

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

Posted 3 hours ago
Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism.
Mary Pipher, Reviving Ophelia (via wetforest)

(Source: larmoyante)

Posted 7 hours ago

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

Posted 7 hours ago

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Posted 7 hours ago

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

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lemonade-cat:

spooky-pens:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

peppapigvevo

IM DELETING MY INTERNET

Posted 8 hours ago

uglv:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FUCKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER

(Source: youtube.com)

Posted 8 hours ago
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fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

(Source: itsbetterthananal)

Posted 8 hours ago

princeowl:

reminder that the matrix trilogy was written and directed by a trans woman (lana wachowski) along with her brother

one of the most influential and iconic sci fi movies was created by a trans woman and MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!! lana wachowski is a babe and an inspiration, one of the few female directors in hollywood as well as one of the few transgender people in hollywood.