February 2012
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Interesting evening...
My Sister: ...what a Douche!
My Mom: Don't you use that word in my house! It's vulgar!
Me: Mom, it's really not that ba-
My Mom: This is my house and I don't want to hear any words about female reproductive bodily... functions.
Me:
My Sister:
My Mom:
Me: Aww, PERIOD!
My Sister: No more bodily functions PERIOD?
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THE HOBBIT WILL WIN ALL THE AWARDS NEXT YEAR. ALL...
sherleck:
Imagine what Tumblr would be like right now if all of the actors from Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Supernatural were up for Oscars….
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“If you’re white, you can play a Middle Eastern prince. If you’re black, you can...”
– Chris Rock, thank you for calling it out (via hinduthug)
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
While Harry Potter is terribly under-represented in awards shows, Leonardo DiCaprio is most definitely the Leonardo DiCaprio of the Oscars.
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Reblog if you love Twilight as much as Robert...
elkaydee:
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mrsweasley:
OH MY GOD SO MANY PEOPLE WILL NOT GET THIS AT ALL
XD I hope people get this
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poemwrittenbyabear:
my wild friday night:
watching national treasure
FANTASTIC CHOICE.
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Every time someone yells at me for "spoiling" the...
thelilnan:
The book’s been out since the 1890’s
It’s not a spoiler
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beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
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Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
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elanorelle:
I’m firing my publicist. In advance.
Oh my god, my mind just actually built a campaign to work around this. This is awesome.
well okay then.
omg. yes.
yup, this...
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Oh Downton...
Huffington Post: As much as fans looked forward to the second season finale of "Downton Abbey" on Sunday night, it was also a day of dread; season three won't appear on PBS until 2013.
Downton Abbey Fandom: NOOOO DON'T REMIND MEEE
Sherlock Fandom: Hahaha
Sherlock Fandom: Ha...
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Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to...
gabydunn:
Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled up inside, but maybe this can start a helpful discussion in terms of women and comedy.
Last night, I was...
Anonymous asked: ur blag suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!1!121!!
aquarianage asked: i love your profile image, the cat i mean. haha its awesome:)
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poemwrittenbyabear:
agh how do you all get through life being so unsafe
having your phone out will not make people less likely to kidnap you
you look like an easier target because you look distracted
also walk in the middle of the street when you’re walking at night so people can’t jump out at you
this has been a psa because the world is a scary place and everyone wants to kill you
also...
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Empathy Test →
viria:
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0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 64 - 80 is very high 80 is...