- mom: why are you smiling at the computer
- Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
- Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
- Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
- Ticket Seller: I don't-
- Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
- Ticket Seller: Sir I-
- Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
- Ticket Seller: That-
- Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
You know me so well, honeybee! Of course I’m still awake >__>
Merry Christmas to you! I’ve been tracking Santa on NORAD (NORth merican Aerospace Defence command) - our presents will arrive any minute now :3
Just like I started it!
shit. i want a boyfriend.