January 2012
December 2011
- mom: why are you smiling at the computer
Today at the movies
- Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
- Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
- Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
- Ticket Seller: I don't-
- Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
- Ticket Seller: Sir I-
- Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
- Ticket Seller: That-
- Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
merry christmas baby girl! I've gotta get to bed, santa's coming soon!!!!
You know me so well, honeybee! Of course I’m still awake >__>
Merry Christmas to you! I’ve been tracking Santa on NORAD (NORth merican Aerospace Defence command) - our presents will arrive any minute now :3
Reblog if you're ending the year single.
Just like I started it!
Awww yeeeee
shit. i want a boyfriend.
Dear girls stealing raspberries from my yard, Yes, I did see you, and yes, I did set off my car alarm to scare you. Sincerely, stay away from my berries. →
dearblankpleaseblank.com
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
ITS MY DEAR BLANK PLEASE BLANK AND IT WAS POSTED!
O___O
Luckily the majority of the commenters agree with my annoyance. Even going to the point of defending me from people who disagree! Besides, it’s not like I shot them or something.
