S. A random fact about myself. - my favorite thing to do when I’m home alone is bake and twerk to Nicki Minaj
J. What I want to be when I get older. - something sciency….. I’m looking into Anthropology or Biology, but my graphic designer brother keeps dropping hints about going to design school and my computer repairman father has said he kinda wants me to do premed. sooo….yeah.
L. One of my insecurities. - My stomach. I’m by no means skinny. i’m a size 8 pants, 34D boobs. I’ve got an oval face with broad shoulders and hips. My thighs are big, but I’m ok with that (I’m a hiker for gods sake). But my stomach has never been flat. When I slouch its all foldy and gross and back when I had a boyfriend my biggest fear was him being grossed out by my flabby tummy. I don’t work out, like, ever, so there’s no way I can just start doing crunches every day and it’ll magically go away. Idk what to do about it really.
Z. How are you? - I’m okay. I’m making oatmeal-chocolate chip cookies right now. But I’m still doing terribly in Math and History and my parents are pressuring me even though I’m into UofMN and Gustavus already. I’m kinda wishing I hadn’t done my semester in Germany because for one I got pretty depressed and hated the family I was with but also now I have to take all these stupid junior classes and I don’t get a senior slide so while all my friends in honors are being all “yeah, I’m just gonna slide to like, a B.” and shit, I’m completely silent next to them because right now I would KILL to get a B in Math or History. So yeah I guess I’m not that okay. :(
Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam? Do you ever feel like a Whovian? Watching Rory die time and time again
Do you ever feel the Supernatural You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt? Did you know that there’s a place for you? There’s others just like you.
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‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl The coolest kind in all the world I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh into homosexual-al-al Baby, I’m a fandom girl I’ll show you how I see the world I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic Into begging for some di-i-ick
Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat You see the parallels between Destiel And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell
I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore But the Avengers, never pretend there’s nothing between Steve and Tony
Fuck you, I won a BAFTA twi-i-ice If two characters fi-i-ight It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight
‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch I won’t apologize for this I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh into homosexual-al-al It seems these characters are sluts But I love Tumblr too much I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic Into begging for some di-i-ick
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy: aka that awkward moment when Sherlock has to bring Sirius Black out of retirement to help the Dream Lord, the King of England, Aberforth Dumbledore, Lord Blackwood, and the Elephant Man catch a mole because Russia.
Benedict Cumberbatch delivering the same line as two different characters.
Once you rule out the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be true.
Miss Marple Martin Crieff
But the thing is, we’ve taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that’s left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact.