ALittleBitNerdy

May 2012

Don’t Consent to a Search!

• If the cops say: "Do you mind if I look in your purse, bag, home, or car"?
• You say: "I do not consent to a search"
• If the cops say: "Why not? Are you hiding something?"
• You say: "I believe in my Constitutional right to privacy and I do not consent to a search."

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Anyone who thinks sex education is unnecessary needs only to go on a fanfiction site and see some of the things people think actually work as lube.

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Sherlock - Call Me Maybe moonwalk-into-mordor

burningheartss:

dr-john-holmes:

enigmaticrose:

theabsurdsmallwonder:

end-reality:

anniephantastic6:

ohh-jaah:

mintchocolateicecreamcake:

ishipanythingthatbreathes:

stravaganza:

moonwalk-into-mordor:

Sometimes I get bored.

omg

Best Thing invented.

Tehehehehehehehe.

ALL THE AWARDS 

BRILLIANT 

YES.

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“You won’t allow me to go to school.
I won’t become a doctor.
Remember this:
One day you will be sick.” —

Poem written by an 11 year old Afghan girl 

This poem was recorded in a NYT magazine article about female underground poetry groups in Afghanistan. An amazing article about the ways in which women are using a traditional two line poetry form to express their resistance to male oppression, their feelings about love (considered blasphemous), and their doubts about religion. 

 Here’s the link

(via blua)

oh my gosh

(via erikawithac)

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April 2012

Play

3:45

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• Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
• Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
• The Doctor: NO.
• The Doctor: STOP IT.

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Play

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Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all records of muggle borns. Therefore, all muggle borns that would have been younger than 11 at the time of his takeover would never have gotten their letters because he's an evil wizard and destroyed our records. The Ministry is still in the process of finding all muggle borns.

pottermoreravenclaws:

minaleigh:

thosebloodymuggles:

angstier:

createyourself42:

HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

I am waiting.

Good news!!!

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no one ever thinks they’re ‘against homosexuals’, they just ‘don’t want to see this right now’ or ‘want to point out this ship isn’t canon’ or ‘don’t want to look at it in public’ or ‘don’t want to explain it to their kids’ and what it all adds up to is

“please be invisible, you are not quite human and don’t deserve to be seen.”

” —http://jumpingjacktrash.tumblr.com/ (via noneortheother)

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valesmf:

Just excuse me while I cry because Zuko always thought he was a failure and now he has a statue made in his HONOR.

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You Can't Touch This MC Hammer

tah-no:

do it

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perlahaha:

hey baby,

if it’s not too much treble,

i’d really like to ‘B’ with you

… naturally.

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how many times have you had sex? and what was your best experience?

(Sorry this took a while to respond! I was doing homework)

I have had sex all of two times in my life. Both with the same guy, whom I was dating at the time. We were both virgins, so needless to say it was pretty boring sex. But now its annoying because I’m technically not a virgin but I have so little experience it’s like I am… its kinda awkward.

Hopefully college will provide me with loads of opportunities to have awesome sex and get some experience. Hopefully with hot guys such as one often sees in gifsets here on tumblr. :3

Apr 30, 2012

For the next hour I'll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you're anon.

mechanikalspielzeug:

laughingstation:

I doubt I’ll get any.

((watch

NOTHING HAPPEN))

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