MINTSUGA

lyingistheway:

mishafletcher:

curlicuecal:

bannock-and-biopolitics:

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

@shingodzillaa

riddlersbimbo:

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my favorite movies (in no particular order) 49/50)

Goodbye, Lenin! (2003)

ceekari:

drtanner:

rumplefuckingstiltzkin:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

POV: You are Simba

Love it when you can see the impending disaster before it hits, lol.

you know the camera is going down, so you’re just guessing which dog it’s gonna be

until suddenly you know

shencomix:

01: A girl labeled 'Artists' is holding a drawing tablet and pen under her arm. She is wearing round glasses and a blue sweatshirt. She has messy dark-brown hair and a brown skin-tone. She says "We don't really wanna MAKE A.I. art."ALT
02: A guy labeled 'Art Enjoyers' holds his hand out while speaking. He is wearing a purple and yellow hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern over a white t-shirt, and has red hair and a light skin-tone. He says "We don't really wanna SEE A.I. art."ALT
03: Behind them both, there is a cute girl in a business suit with a pink tie. She is blushing a bit and has pink eyeshadow, and looks upset. Her messy shoulder-length hair is parted in the middle, and held by two hairclips: one that looks like a red arrow pointing down, and one that looks like a green arrow pointing up. She says "Um ... I-Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" She is labeled 'Shareholders'.ALT
04: She puffs up her cheeks and pouts, a tear is on the verge of falling from one of her eyes. 'Artist Enjoyers' Guy is now in front of her yelling "AH!! SHAREHOLDERS-CHAN!!" while 'Artists' Girl is in front of her yelling "WE'RE SORRY WE HURT YOU!!!!"ALT

shape-shifting-trickster:

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

holmoris:

ladystardustinblackjeans:

teaboot:

You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

If people knew what a fucking atom is and how molecules are defined, at least a quarter of all health related cults like movements and scams wouldn’t work.

“Ohh it’s a different sugar than refined sugar” it’s the same molecule.

“Ohhh my water filtering apparatus making beauty water and cleaning water and alkaline water” Water is H20. What you’re doing is reverse osmosis, and if it’s alkaline then there is a substance that’s not water in there to make it alkaline. You can’t purify water to a pH of 12, because pure water molecules have, by definition of how the pH system works and several phyics rules, a pH of exactly 7.

“Ooohh it has ~different~ sodium atoms.” That’s called an isotope and sodium isotopes aren’t created by magic woowoo, and the magical ability of most isotopes is radioactivity.

“Low toxin” what toxin. Tell me their names. What are they doing. “They are endocrine disruptors” what part of the endocrine system? How? Do you have a source that doesn’t try to sell you something?

“Just mix vinegar and baking soda to cleanse all the toxins of your fruits” you just created water molecules and CO2, and some calcium and acetate which don’t have much chemical property. That’s a science fair vulcano. And doesn’t have acidic or alkaline properties to chemically influence anything. Just use tap water at this point. “My wood cutting board soaked in an alkaline solution from baking soda to clear out the toxins leaves a nasty looking soup” yeah because you were dissolving the wood with an alkaline solution. Congratulations.

“There is effective microorganisms in this ceramic bead and it can cleanse your laundry and dishes and prevent mold in your fridge and it works for years” what microorganisms exactly? How did you discover them? What are they eating? Are they resistant to 60 degrees and steam? Do they procreate in the fridge? Are they spreading out on all surfaces to prevent the mold or is it an air filtration system that works without airflow or is it just magic? “Put them in your flowers, they can reverse cavities, put them in your walls” what are they eating in my walls? What kind of microorganisms are they? Did you test the safety of those things in human bodies? Are they native to my biotope? How do they survive in those fucking ceramic beads?

“Just use vinegar it’s magic” it’s a mild acid. Like, cool, sure, it works for several things, but it doesn’t have magic properties. It’s just a mild acid. Lemon juice is too. And once again, if you mix it with baking soda, they neutralise each other and you get water. Which cleans a lot of things but you dont need to do *all that* to get your hands on some plain water.

do not get me started on how bad people are about basic electrical principles, especially this abomination

warning : that link does psychic damage

Anonymous asked:

seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

xenasaur:

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

acakewalkofcrocodiles:

brilliantpines:

brilliantpines:

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

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danilanidingdong:

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Btw this year I got the funniest tramp stamp I could think of

#I N C R E D I B L E

cherrypikkins:

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may i do something extremely stupid (and a little bit late) for @dragonagekissweek?

orpheuslament:

theshockinglyeloquentdog:

orpheuslament:

will graham was pushing 40 when he bagged a hot european sugar daddy. never kill yourself

I don’t…I feel like….like, you’ve got a point but finish the show

ive watched the entire thing about five times dont fuck with me

cipheramnesia:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

snyggvur:

enough about my guts

it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!

on it boss!

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