You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit
If people knew what a fucking atom is and how molecules are defined, at least a quarter of all health related cults like movements and scams wouldn’t work.
“Ohh it’s a different sugar than refined sugar” it’s the same molecule.
“Ohhh my water filtering apparatus making beauty water and cleaning water and alkaline water” Water is H20. What you’re doing is reverse osmosis, and if it’s alkaline then there is a substance that’s not water in there to make it alkaline. You can’t purify water to a pH of 12, because pure water molecules have, by definition of how the pH system works and several phyics rules, a pH of exactly 7.
“Ooohh it has ~different~ sodium atoms.” That’s called an isotope and sodium isotopes aren’t created by magic woowoo, and the magical ability of most isotopes is radioactivity.
“Low toxin” what toxin. Tell me their names. What are they doing. “They are endocrine disruptors” what part of the endocrine system? How? Do you have a source that doesn’t try to sell you something?
“Just mix vinegar and baking soda to cleanse all the toxins of your fruits” you just created water molecules and CO2, and some calcium and acetate which don’t have much chemical property. That’s a science fair vulcano. And doesn’t have acidic or alkaline properties to chemically influence anything. Just use tap water at this point. “My wood cutting board soaked in an alkaline solution from baking soda to clear out the toxins leaves a nasty looking soup” yeah because you were dissolving the wood with an alkaline solution. Congratulations.
“There is effective microorganisms in this ceramic bead and it can cleanse your laundry and dishes and prevent mold in your fridge and it works for years” what microorganisms exactly? How did you discover them? What are they eating? Are they resistant to 60 degrees and steam? Do they procreate in the fridge? Are they spreading out on all surfaces to prevent the mold or is it an air filtration system that works without airflow or is it just magic? “Put them in your flowers, they can reverse cavities, put them in your walls” what are they eating in my walls? What kind of microorganisms are they? Did you test the safety of those things in human bodies? Are they native to my biotope? How do they survive in those fucking ceramic beads?
“Just use vinegar it’s magic” it’s a mild acid. Like, cool, sure, it works for several things, but it doesn’t have magic properties. It’s just a mild acid. Lemon juice is too. And once again, if you mix it with baking soda, they neutralise each other and you get water. Which cleans a lot of things but you dont need to do *all that* to get your hands on some plain water.
do not get me started on how bad people are about basic electrical principles, especially this abomination
seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴
